You Fail!

Accessibility Fail!

Looks like they've got the top minds working there. That's why we've come so far in wheelchair design...

Activism Fail

Gotta give him credit for the half-assed attempt at being a revolutionist. I think he goes to rally's to get laid and that sign is multi-purpose. Wait.. this guy may be a genius?!

Theology Fail

I am a Lutheran and this reeks of a comedy WIN!

Name Fail

Hahahaha! They actually printed that. Morons!

Connecting with Youngsters Fail

While I appreciate the effort, you gotta wonder about the motivation. Not many posters can be that creepy and badgering and still be hilarious at the same time.

Epic Name Fail

I'm sensing the owners last name is not BUTT. Whats with the logo?!

Public Health Fail

This one is pretty poetic.

Destroying Stereotypes Fail

Psst... Don't ask them about the five finger discount.

Fashion Fail

WTF? Wow. Not sure of who this is marketed for.

Optical Fail

Umm.. I'll stick with the burger and fries thanks. Hold the fetus.

Parenting Fail

Jesus, the only thing more dangerous would be if that kid had f@#$ scissors in his hand and a wet electrical outlet in the other.

Naming Fail

How do you not notice that?

Moral Booster Fail

I'll save you the money, it's a loop of New Kids on the Block's Greatest Hits.

QVC Fail

That's one fine horse! Moron!
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Star Wars on Ice... err... Snow.

You have to admire the ingenuity of Star War fans...




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I traded Randy Moss

There is a lot to think about when making a huge trade in fantasy football. There so many factors involved and many new players forget to take all situations into account, and make a move just based on what they are receiving rather than the overall big picture of the game.

I recently decided that I was going to trade Randy Moss. And I know what you're thinking. "Are you crazy?" is the first thing that comes out of people's mouth after I told them. And after I told them that I traded him TJ Houshmandzadeh and Reggie Bush their confusion turns to anger. But looking at the big picture this will help me and all the other team managers in my league. Here's the logic on why I made this trade.

The Playing Field
When making a trade like this you have to consider the roster of the player that you're trading with. The teams that many owners would look to trade with would be ones that have a monster player or players that will be beneficial to you, and in this case most likely a RB/WR with the receiver being lesser caliber, or a QB if you've had an injury or drafted Oakland's JaAwfull Russell as your starting QB. Looking at their squad you have to gauge what this trade will do to the total outcome of the game, taking playoffs and Superbowl into account.

That being said I chose to trade with a person that had a 1-5 record. I looked at his squad and realized that even though he would now have an elite WR, there wouldn't be the possibility of overpowering his team, no matter how good of a game Moss has.

I also took into account the value of each position. The WR position has a extremely small elite group, a very small tier 1 group, a huge tier 2 group, and even larger tier 3 group. That being said, to get the same value in a trade offering Randy Moss I would have to get an elite RB and a tier 1 or tier 2 receiver. The only ones who could afford to do that trade would be teams that drafted exquisitely and have the players to burn. But honestly if someone drafted that well then they wouldn't need to do the trade in the first place. So I settled for a lesser trade that gave me value later in the season rather than making a good team stronger that could ruin my playoff run.

Randy Moss for TJ Houshmandzadeh and Reggie Bush

I know it sounds crazy, but I don't like Randy Moss this year. He's been under performing and Brady hasn't been looking good against decent defenses. He's been throwing short yardage throws probably because he hears footsteps and doesn't want another injury. That's why Welker is a much better option for the long term on New England.

Housh has a very nice schedule for the rest of the year with teams lousy against the pass. Arizona, Dallas, Detroit, Arizona, Minesota, and St. Louis, San Fransico, Houston, Tampabay and Greanbay. The only ones that have a significant pass rush are Arizona, Minesota, and Greenbay. And I would probably sit him for those matchups.

Reggie Bush is good for a PPR league and now that Pierre Thomas is back he will be a much sneakier option for the high powered New Orleans offense.

The Outcome

In retrospect I should have waited another week to do the trade because the Patriots were up against the 0-5 Titans. But it did prove my point. Randy Moss had a blowout game and got 39.90 fantasy points in an epic win, but the owner who I traded to lost. I predicted the loss, the crystal ball has spoken.

And by the way, if Moss peaks at 39.90 against the horrible Titans then it's unlikly he will have very many +20pt games after their bye week.

I ended up okay on my end. I ended up starting Housh against the Cardinals for some strange reason, but I forgot that while their pass coverage is awful, their pass rush is good. Hasselbeck got shut down, but the outlook is positive for the rest of the season for Housh. Reggie Bush (didn't start) managed to get 9.82 against a staunch Giants defense, but looked to solidify his role as the runner/receiver and that's all I was looking for in this game. I'll give another update at the end of the season.

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Shenanigans!

I call shenanigans on this family. This reeks of a hoax. And I don't think it was the boys fault, the dad looks and sounds like a complete douche and I wouldn't put it past him to fabricate all this to get media attention to get a reality TV show.

I mean, come on.. you have to have something wrong with you if you go on Wife Swap once, let alone twice. And did you see the way he freaked out at kicked the wooden dock? That guy has definitely got some issues.

They say that he can be fines up to $20,000 if this does turn out to be a hoax and I hope that he gets busted for this. Let it be a lesson to all would-be retards that try to get attention to get a reality show.

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The Dumbest Women Ever

I was in shock and awe when I watched this video. What world is this women living in? It's amazing to me that natural selection has not weeded this one out yet, but it did make me laugh quite a bit. I pray this is a hoax.

If it's not then please, for the love of all that's good, fire all school teachers in California.






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